"Light up, smoke up, shut the fuck up." - Les Amours Imaginaires (Heartbeats), 2010
Simon Dermott: I’m a private detective, specializing in stolen works of art… and in tracing, detecting, and exposing forgeries. I am also an authority on museum security being a special consultant to principal museums in London, New York, Chicago, Madrid. Even Leningrad. I have degrees in history of art and chemistry and a London University diploma, with distinction in advanced criminology.
Nicole Bonnet: You’re all of that? … Then you’re not a burglar?